...Is being pregnant! How else can you get away with some of these things! If you did this and you were not pregnant, people would label you as weird, socially awkward or a gluttonous pig.
1. You can order pineapple and green pepper pizza and people think it's cute.
2. You can puke your toenails out in a public bathroom and people stop you at the sink to offer to buy you a sprite out of pity.
3. You can accidently let a little fart or your tummy can make crazy noises and people just smile at you.
4. At a birthday party, you can confidently ask for seconds on cake and people will be proud of you.
5. You can wear the same outfit several times a week (because it's the ONLY thing that fits you right now!). And no one cares!
6. You can gain 40 pounds in 6 months with no guilt or shame!!
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this is so true! tonight I had 3 oreos I think and then a piece of cheesecake! And didn't feel one ounce bad about it! haha...
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